Monday, January 21, 2008

Chuck Norris promotes age discrimination as an attack on John McCain

Governor Mike Huckabee supporter and part-time bodyguard, Chuck Norris, has said that John McCain is too old to be president. He said that presidents age "3-to-1" when they are in the White House.

If that is so, let's look at beloved fellow Republican president, Ronald Reagan's "true" age, according to the Norris model, when he left the presidency. (It might answer some questions about Reagan.)

On January 20, 1981, Ronald Reagan was 69-years-old (two weeks shy of his 70th birthday). If you follow Chuck Norris' logic, then Reagan was too old to be president, but I digress from my original study. On January 20, 1989, after eight years in the presidency, President Reagan was 93-Chuck-Norris-years-old (instead of biologically being only 77). If president, and he serves for eight years, Senator McCain will be 95-Chuck-Norris-years-old on January 20, 2017, instead of an actual, youthful 80-years-old.

I think Chuck Norris needs to roundhouse kick some sense into his own head. That is the lamest excuse I have ever heard used to mislead someone else into not voting for a candidate. Anyone stands a chance of dying while in office. Humans, at any age, are not immortal, especially presidents. His overtly Christian principles and beliefs should have taught him that the will of God is anything but predictable. Perhaps, Chuck Norris should accept that his candidate of choice is a bit zealous in his passe beliefs when it comes to mainstream voters.

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