University of the Cumberlands

As I sit here getting my pre-New Year's celebration going with a very nice bottle of champagne, I am reminded of why I hardly ever go to my undergraduate alma mater, which is now called the University of the Cumberlands (formerly known as Cumberland College).

Although it is a Southern Baptist institution by association, I couldn't help but notice that the campus has "churched" itself up tremendously since I enrolled there over a decade ago. Church was an important part of the college's activities, but it was not so loudly broadcasted throughout the campus. Now, there are giant Moses-esque tombstone-like plaques reminding students of the infamous "Ten Commandments." 

I suppose this occurred after they expelled the poor gay boy for being, well, gay! Ironically, because of that silly business, the school lost its state funding for a pharmacy school. It was more than fitting justice that a Republican governor of Kentucky had to side with the liberals on the fact that taxpayers' dollars could not be used to fund an institution that discriminates against anyone. Amen!

I also noticed the "First Family" of the college is growing in power and influence. Before, there was simply the James H. Taylor II Stadium, which is named in honor of the president's eighteen year old son who was killed in an automobile accident in 1991. There is some scandal surrounding his death. The official report says that he was driving on a wet road and ran through a pole as his car left the roadway. The unofficial report says that he was liquored up while driving on a wet road and ran through a pole as his car left the roadway. (See how few details make an account make even more sense?) Either way, he is memorialized with a college building named in his honor. 

Today, while I was passing through, I couldn't help but notice that part of the O. Wayne Rollins Center has been renamed in honor of the president's wife. Part of the Rollins Center is now called the Dinah Taylor Aquatics Center. I'm sure the now dead millionaire, who donated the money to have the athletics complex built, doesn't mind sharing his glory with the First Lady of the University of the Cumberlands. (I thought naming buildings came from generously sharing your wealth with a school, not sleeping with its president.) 

Moving on...

Most of all I was disappointed to see the bust of one of the college's presidents, J.M. Boswell, moved to a new location on campus. Before, he sat on a major thoroughfare of student foot traffic, where he was often the subject of late night pranks, such as wearing a pink bra with red lipstick and being dressed up for a Hawaiian luau. He is now in a less traveled part of campus. It appears as if they have filled up the water fountain, which was occasionally filled with dish soap, with dirt. Boswell's bust now sits in the middle of the landscaping of the former water fountain.

As with all things, time has a way of changing landscapes and ideas. On a lighter note, I noticed that my old campus mailbox has the same combination. Oops! I will remember that number until the day I die. I may be ravaged by the effects of dementia and Alzheimer's, in the future, but I will remember the combination to my mailbox! Oh, those were the days.

Double Standard

Something unusual happened today. I was at the Post Office, more appropriately I was in the parking lot. Before I got out of my car, I noticed a student that I had had before in class. I decided to wait in the car until she came out to avoid an uncomfortable meet-and-greet. As this student was exiting the Post Office, a car pulled up next to mine. Through a sheer act of serendipity, the person who got out of the car was one of my elementary school teachers!

In that second, three generations of education were converging into a single point. I did exactly what I didn't want my student to do. I rolled down my window and started hollering at my former teacher. It didn't seem hypocritical to me. I wanted to speak to someone I hadn't seen or heard from in ages. I wanted her to know that I was still out there and remembered her. Most of all, I wanted to thank her dedication and wish her well.

Upon reflection, perhaps that is all any of my former students want from me when they see me out in public. I was excited to see someone with whom I had spent nine months of my life. In the future, I will be more sensitive to that need from my students. The only problem with that is I can never remember their names. I can remember faces, but seldom can I remember their names. I'm not sure if my teacher remembered me or not. That was not the point, right?

Fred Flintstone gets an "erocktion"

This excerpt from Family Guy was too funny not to share. It makes me laugh out loud each time I see it!

Terror in Detroit

What's going on in Schiphol? 

A U.S. bound plane from Amsterdam to Detroit is the focus of an attempted terrorist's act. If it hadn't been for the quick action of some passengers the scenario may have played out quite differently. 

To answer my own question, though, why would a world class facility, such as Amsterdam Airport Schiphol, allow someone with an incendiary device through its security? Let me paint a picture for you using a personal experience.

While returning home from one of my trips to Paris, I encountered a lapse in security at Charles de Gaulle International Airport. Now, you'd imagine that Charles de Gaulle, or as the French call it, Roissy, being one of the top airports in Europe, would have impeccable security. Well, it does, if you use it consistently. 

I was boarding a trans-Atlantic flight from Paris to Cincinnati. International airports serving airports in the U.S. are required by the TSA to conduct the same security protocols as implemented in the United States for domestic and international flights.  In the United States, they do everything but Roto-Rooter your ass (and even then some people get that privilege). 

But back to Roissy. 

As we approached the metal detectors, a sign clearly stated--in French and English--we had to remove our shoes and place them in a plastic bin for extra screening; however, most people were not removing their shoes. Security officers simply allowed those people who had kept their shoes on to pass quietly through security, my party included! (Let's face it, taking your shoes off in public is not a very appealing thing to do.)

Am I saying that x-raying our shoes would have stopped a terrorist attack? No. But I am saying that basic security protocols were not enforced; therefore, who can say if all the basic security protocols in Schiphol were enforced? Europe is a lot less anal about these sorts of things. They think Americans have a stick up their ass for being so hard-nosed about invading people's privacy.

Come to think of it, they might be right!

How to unfriend during the holidays

The top word of 2009 was "unfriend." It is something that you do on social networking websites, such as Facebook, which I use religiously (pardon the pun). It is when you dump a friend from your network of friends.

I have never unfriended someone before. Well, not until last night, at least. It was in the spirit of the holidays that I set this lone, confused parasite of a person free. You see, she is what I call a hypocritical bigot. I can tolerate many things from my friends, such as ignorance, stupidity, cluelessness, shamelessness, hot-headedness, even incest, but never bigotry!

First, it started with insulting my love of Halloween. Apparently, for some people, it is a time to use Christian fanaticism to crush other people's spirit of fun and laughter, because, let's face it, with an attitude like that, they aren't having any fun at home. Then it progressed into the materialism of Thanksgiving. Blah, blah! (It's pretty bad when you can find fault with Puritans. What a prude!)

The final straw was last night, when she said teaching kids about Santa, which by the way is an anagram for SATAN, is telling your children it is okay to lie. Obviously, if someone asks your kids, "What is Santa bringing you this year for Christmas?" They might as well have cocked a gun against the kid's head and said, "Give me all of your candy canes." 

It's preposterous! 

After last night's unsolicited anecdote, I decided it was time to unfriend this person. To set her free, if you will. I certainly could not listen to her harping on drunkenness in the New Year. My gin-soaked heart really would be broken!

So, Happy Hanukkah! Happy Kwanzaa!  And Happy Boxing Day, too! Onward, Eid-al-Fitr, and any other Muslim high holy day I may have forgotten. This is to you, the intolerant, the bigoted stew of America's undercurrent of hate and hypocrisy. 

Happy Holidays! (Yes, I do say that, too.) And FYI: when I see your Friend Request on my Facebook page again, I have a new friend, his name is IGNORE.

Fox News (if you can call it news)

As if we need another reason to know Fox News is insane, here is their assault against the White House Christmas tree decorations.

Click here to see the ornaments that are causing such a whirlwind among right-wing conservatives. Enjoy!

90 days in the helium chamber

The parents of a Colorado boy, who was reported to have hitched a ride to Oz in his dad's makeshift Reynold's wrap balloon, were sentenced to jail, community service, and financial restitution, for defrauding law enforcement agencies.

The poor kids will be scarred more by this incident than the media, law enforcement or their father and mother. I think it is a fitting end, however, to such a desperate attempt for publicity. If only they had coached Junior to lie better before they went on Larry King Live. Maybe, he'll do better next time.

'Tis the time to give

The holiday season is finally upon us. People are maxing out what credit they have left on their credit cards, before they default on their debt in January. Ah, to be an American at Christmas-time. This season I am reminded of that it is better to receive than give. When I go shopping for someone else (hint, hint), I always end up buying an assload of crap for myself, and forgetting who it was I intended to shop for in the first place. (I blame it on the ADHD I diagnosed myself as having.)

It's the season about me!

My family doesn't really do gifts. We eat and spend some time together. I don't really know why, other than it is part of our twisted holiday celebration. I just accept it, and go on with my life. It's not that major.

As a teacher, I am prone to receive gifts from my students. Some of them are sweet and well-planned, while others are spontaneous and tacky. But, in the end, it is the thought that counts, and I love everything I get. This year, I have to share a particular gift I received.

It came in a shiny, red box. It was wrapped in tissue and faux cotton. At first, I thought it was a hat, but then I realized the box was much too small. Then, I thought it may be jewelry. (Yikes.) I was eager to open up the box and feast my eyes upon something well-planned out and thoughtful. My pupils dilated with bated anticipation, no doubt.

Wow! I held my breath for a prolonged time, because I had to engineer a response to what was swaddled there in the green tissue. "Wow!" was all I could think of in that moment. I was overwhelmed by confusion and that nagging voice in the back of my mind asking repeatedly, "What the eff?"

I can fake compliment you all day long. One day, I will be recognized by the Academy for my genuine, heartfelt performances. But, I digress. There in the green tissue was something most unexpected. At first, I felt a bit insulted. But I said, "Thank you." The other students were shocked with curiously confused questions, such as, "What the heck is that?"

Yes, nestled there in the warmth of my then sweating palm was a tube of Chapstick. It wasn't even the flavored kind either. It was the original. I put it back in the box, which cost more than the item it concealed, and set it aside. Today, I came to the realization that this simple tube of 89¢ Chapstick, in its $3.00 box, was the perfect gift. I just put some on (after I carefully inspected to make sure it was indeed fresh and unused). It is the gift that will last far beyond December 25. It is the gift of happy lips.

The moral of the story? Be happy with what you get. But most of all, be prepared for the gift that you never anticipated, because it is coming, and it will blow your mind!

Whine, Whine, Whine

The United States Senate is dragging its feet deep into the ground as it entrenches itself for what will shape up to be a real let down for the American people. 

I am a bit puzzled when the Democrats hold a majority and they cannot get anything accomplished. I remember that the Republicans did whatever they wanted when they had a majority. They certainly never built any bridges of consensus with the Democratic minority. Now, Democrats are having to water down the healthcare overhaul plan, which really will end up being a screwed up version of what we have always had, which is essentially the middle class and upper class being able to afford healthcare, while the lower class has to do without healthcare or depend on public assistance, such as Medicaid. 

As we all know, Barack Obama was never fully behind universal healthcare. His words before the 2008 presidential election were merely face time with those who wanted equity in our health system. Hillary Clinton was adamant that every single American be insured, either privately or publicly. Another disturbing piece to this ugly puzzle is the fact President Obama is unwilling to fight for his own bill. He went to Congress once. If I were him, and it was truly important to me, I'd be on Capitol Hill every single day until the members of Congress did what was right for the American people. 

Now let's move on to the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. Barack Obama promised that these wars would be ended within 18 months of him becoming president. Instead, we see escalation of the conflict in Afghanistan by sending an additional 30,000 American troops into that lost country. What is the point, really? Will these additional troops benefit the people of Afghanistan? I do not believe they will. It is merely a way to appease those people who say Obama is too weak to be Commander-in-Chief. It takes more courage to do what is right, such as withdrawing our troops, rather than giving into to the policies of George W. Bush's two terms as president. 

In the end, isn't that who Barack Obama is? He is merely a newer, more eloquent, dolled up version of George W. Bush. I hate to say it, but it is true. He didn't really accomplish anything that he set out to do. Healthcare reform is a joke, the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan press on, and the economy is still reeling. It may have only been 11 months, but I really believe that more could have been accomplished. He should have hit the floor running on January 20, 2009 at 12:01pm, but instead he dilly-dallied around and let the special interests dig in a bit deeper, so they can do what they do best: run the country from the inside.

I may sound bitter. That's because I am. In our greatest time of need, we needed a doer rather than a dreamer. We needed someone who can get the job done, without having to learn on the fly.

Faux Pas

If you have had open heart surgery, or any surgery with a massive scar for that matter, please do not wear a shirt with a plunging neckline!

Today, a co-worker wore a shirt that exposed a fibrous scar screaming to everyone, "I've had my chest cracked open!" It may sound trivial, but I kept staring at her chest. No, no, I wasn't looking at her boobs; I'm gay!

Senator Robert Byrd

Today, Robert C. Byrd (D), who is the senior senator from the state of West Virginia, became the longest serving member in the history of the United States Congress!

He has served in both the United States House of Representatives and Senate for 56 years, 320 days (20,774 days). He surpassed the service of former Arizona Democratic Senator Carl Trumbull Hayden as the longest serving member of Congress.

Term Limits in Congress

Some Republicans in Congress think that its members should be constitutionally limited to terms. One proposal is to amend the Constitution to limit members of the Senate to two terms and members of the House to three terms.

Is this going to happen? It is unlikely! However, the Republican members of the United States Congress may feel completely free to limit themselves unofficially! That would be perfectly fine with me.

Walt Whitman & Levi's

I wonder what American writer Walt Whitman would think of Levi's Jeans using excerpts of his poetry to peddle their wares?

I'm a little confused by it, personally.

Whatever happened to civil rights in America?

Some people are going to say I am a sex offender, but I am not; I am an American, who believes in the Constitution and the rights of everyone, even those who have been in trouble with the law. Yes, felons, big and small.

I read a very disturbing article on CNN.com related to people who have been convicted of and served time for various sex crimes. Police are making it their personal mission to stake out the residences of sex felons tonight, who have paid their debt to society, and threaten them. As a tax payer, I believe they should be watching murderers and thieves, too. No matter their status with the legal system.

Let's face it, not only could I be raped out on the streets, I could be bound, tortured and killed by a psycho, or have my Halloween candy robbed at gun point by a thief. There are so many potential dangers out on the streets on a night like tonight--for adults and children alike.

So, while the cops are staking out the homes of rapists and child molesters, every other criminal element will have free reign tonight. That sure does make me feel great!

Oh, I forgot to mention those kids who are going to be out egging everyone's cars and homes. But that's okay. It's just kids!

Public Health Option

Republican members of the United States are asking whether or not Americans are ready to shoulder the burden of a tax hike.

Hmmmm. Where were these senators when George W. Bush was flushing our economy down the toilet by taking us into two wars we will never win? Now, they have the audacity to criticize Democrats for putting forth a plan to help Americans in America. Instead of working to make this plan possible, they are going to strike more fear into the hearts of Americans. How does fear help the 40 million Americans who have no healthcare coverage? Let's end the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan and funnel those monies into taking care of people by paying for their healthcare.

There is a simple way to solve this entire problem. The United States should nationalize healthcare. That will put big business out of business when it comes to healthcare options. All Americans will receive the same free care. But, as we know, health insurance lobbyists are working overtime on Capitol Hill.

Senator Mitch McConnell put that in your crack pipe and smoke it.

Balloon Boy Hoax

Yes, just as I suspected, balloon boy is a hoax. That family looks creepy. I'm not sure what they wanted out of setting a large homemade balloon free and then claiming their young son was aboard it, while he was actually hanging out in the home's attic.

Not everyone is for Obama receiving the Nobel Peace Prize

Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize

Some say Barack Obama doesn't deserve the Nobel Peace Prize, because he lacks accomplishment and distinction, but I disagree.

The United States is finally coming out of a long, bleak period of history under the regime of George W. Bush. The countries of the world see President Obama as the antithesis of Bush's xenophobic and backward international policy. The world can breathe a collective sigh of relief.

Let's allow the wounds of yesterday to be healed by the promise of tomorrow. If anyone deserves the distinction for progressive ideas and policies it is Barack Obama.

Death Penalty in Ohio

The governor of Ohio, who granted a temporary reprieve for a man sentenced to die by lethal injection, has made me think of my own first actions as future governor of Kentucky. I would enter an order ending all capital punishment in the state.

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I, Jackson Leslie Ingersoll, Governor of the Commonwealth of Kentucky, extend greetings;

Whereas, pursuant to Section 77 of the Constitution of the Commonwealth of Kentucky do hereby enact the following order;

Whereas, as Governor of the Commonwealth of Kentucky, acting pursuant to aforementioned, declare all persons previously sentenced to capital punishment by a Court of the Commonwealth of Kentucky have said sentence commuted to life imprisonment;

Further, all persons convicted and sentenced for a capital offense by a Court of Law, during the course of the term of this order, shall have their sentence commuted to life imprisonment;

Whereas, I cause my name and the Great Seal of the Commonwealth of Kentucky to be affixed on this fifth day of October, 2009.

/s/

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Rio gets the 2016 Olympic Games

I think it is great that Rio de Janiero, Brazil, was selected to host the 2016 Olympics. Chicago suffered a defeat in the first round of voting, but that is okay. It was about time that a country/city in South America was selected to host the Games.

Africa is next!

(Europe and North America have dominated the Olympics since their resurrection in the 19th century.)

"Stranger than Fiction."

This movie should be called "Dumber than Fiction!" I hadn't even heard of this movie title until yesterday afternoon, and I wish I still had never heard of it.

I found this movie in the DVD collection, and I thought, "I've never seen this one, so why not?" After all, Will Ferrell is a pretty funny guy.

This movie is horrible.

First, who is going to believe that you are going to be receiving secret messages through your wristwatch, except for maybe a schizophrenic? (Subsequently, which was addressed in the movie.)

Second, the plot was bogus and not even mildly amusing. The poor guy worked for the IRS as an auditor. He falls in love with a Harvard Law dropout, who now runs a bakery and refuses to pay the last quarter of her taxes. "She's stealing from the government," duh! But she still bakes Will Ferrell some cookies, which he perceives as a bribe. (He's a G-Man to the end.)

On to more tragedy from this alleged comedy.

I knew we were in trouble when Queen Latifah showed up and told the eccentric writer, who was standing on her desk, imagining what the breeze would feel like just before you died after leaping from a building, that she was there to help her secretly finish her novel. (Who's buying that farce?)

I did not finish the movie. I pressed stop and stepped away. To even insult this movie further, I was mostly drunk while watching it. I'd had five gin and tonics. Being drunk leads me to believe everything is funny. There was no laughter directed at this movie.

Ebert & Roeper gave it "two thumbs way up!"

Whatever!

President Obama addresses America's youth

I don't understand why parents think that addressing students about their goals and education, by Barack Obama, is an act of socialism. I think it is an act of caring about our future. I was told by someone at school that a parent had come to the school to say that if we showed the television address she would keep her child at home that day.

I hadn't really thought about it, but I think now that I will show it. It only proves that people need a little culture in their lives!

Former Bush Administration not immune from prosecution

In the months following 9/11, the administration of George W. Bush systematically threw off the confines of the United States Constitution in order to "fight" an unmonitored war on terrorism.

Almost eight years later, some justice may be rendered in the illegal activities of Bush's cronies, like former Attorney General John Ashcroft.

Abdullah al-Kidd, an American born citizen, was held by for sixteen days by the FBI, which caused him to lose his job and family. He was part of a sting operation that monitored Muslim men. Mr. Abdullah al-Kidd is now suing Ashcroft for his illegal detention in 2003. I believe it may take some time, but the infrastructure of lies and deceit created by the Bush administration will slowly come apart, leading to the implication of many, many Bush cronies.

Baghdad Massacre

With 95+ people dead in a series of bombings across Baghdad, the Iraqi government is facing one of its largest tests since American forces scaled down troops and missions in key regions and cities over two months ago.

In all honesty, I believe this sort of attack will be the mainstay of Iraqi life for the foreseeable future. This is what the George W. Bush "democracy" model looks like in Iraq. It is based on intimidation, carnage, mayhem and death.

What do the days, weeks and months ahead hold for the innocent people of Iraq?

The Swearing-in of Sonia Sotomayor as Associate Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States

Emotional Poverty

I was thinking today about life. It is funny how things sneak into your consciousness. It can happen when you see something, smell something, dream something, anything really.

I had a personal epiphany, of sorts, today. It is really possible to have material wealth and suffer from what I call emotional poverty. What is true for me is one simple fact: I got so busy living that I forget to get a life. That may sound like an oxymoron, but they are two vastly different things.

There is a gaping hole in my life. I am essentially alone in personal matters. I attempt to fill the void in my soul with materialistic things and fantasies, but it does little good. I live in denial every single day while pretending as if my life is wonderful and couldn't be any better. In fact, my life is quite pathetic and bizarre. I judge myself much too harshly in areas where I should loosen up, which in turn may lead to personal happiness.

I'm not sure what people see when they look at me. Perhaps, they know I am compensating for something, or perhaps they have no clue. Sometimes I feel so naked to the world; it is like I am trapped in a glass cage from which I cannot escape and everyone is laughing and pointing at me. When in reality, they probably don't notice me at all.

I am a narcissist, I admit it freely. I think of myself much too highly on the outside, while I cower on the inside. I am much too critical of those in my world. Unfortunately, that world is shrinking and growing dimmer. It's like a madness that drains the spirit of feeling while begging to experience a slight, caring touch. The harder I try to make the world like me, the more it eludes me.

I'm babbling on and on. I am hysterical, even. But I am calm on the outside. One day, just maybe, my outside persona will project my internal nature. It is the cruel duality of my existence.

Sonia Sotomayor confirmed by Senate to U.S. Supreme Court

Sonia Sotomayor will become the 111th justice of the Supreme Court of the United States, after being confirmed by the United States Senate earlier today. She will be the third woman to sit on the court, and the its first Hispanic.

The final vote by the Senate was 68-31.

Bill Clinton & North Korea

President Bill Clinton took it upon himself to secure the release of two American journalists, Laura Ling and Euna Lee, who had both been found guilty of spying and sentenced to 12 years of hard labor in North Korea.

The mission of President Clinton was successful, as North Korean leader, Kim Jong-il, granted the two journalists a pardon on humanitarian grounds.

This goes to prove that if you work with your enemies, rather than sit across the world and threaten them, you will get much more productive dialogue. This is the direction the United States was heading at the end of the Clinton administration in 2001. Unfortunately, these promising results were destroyed by the George W. Bush administration.

Did Bill Clinton make a promise to Kim? The White House adamantly says, "No!" I believe, however, that a degree of concession had to come from the Obama administration in order to release these two individuals. It wasn't done on purely humanitarian grounds.

Jon & Kate Plus Hate

Anyone who watches this abortion of a show should have their head examined. I tried watching it before they went all destructive. I found the wife to be smothering, demanding and degrading, and the husband to be a jellyfish of compliance and cowardice. It wasn't worth the five minutes I gave it.

I certainly wouldn't watch it now! I don't know why TLC keeps this show going. Oh I do, it's called money!

Beer at the White House

Tomorrow, President Barack Obama has invited the Harvard professor and policeman involved in last week's scandal in Cambridge, Massachusetts, to the White House.

Why?

Apparently to shoot the breeze and have a beer. I think the Office of President is an important job that doesn't involve this type of meeting. President Obama stated the Cambridge police officer in question behaved "stupidly" in his attempt to ascertain if Henry Louis Gates, Jr., was the property owner or not.

I believe it can be left there with that statement. There is no need to hold a special meeting over the incident.

Sarah Palin resigns as governor of Alaska

Governor Sarah Palin (R), of Alaska, will resign as governor today.

I believe fervently that it will be a great asset to Alaska to have an infamous someone, who has been in the limelight for too long, off of the national stage.

Even though Palin has future political ambition, within the Republican Party, she will never be able to deliver on any campaigns she may join or initiate on her own. There is way too much baggage there.

Barack Obama's Birth Certificate

The 2008 Presidential Election is history, so is the inauguration of our nation's first black president, but there are still many out there who question the legitimacy of Barack Obama's Hawaii birth certificate.

I'll be the first to say that every presidential candidate should provide proof of his/her citizenship, specifically through a certified birth certificate. (You can't even get a passport without one.) That is only fair, since it is a constitutional requirement to be a natural born citizen. And in accordance with the nay-sayers, President Obama did provide such documentation, even though some dispute its authenticity. These people are simply right-wing morons who will do anything to discredit someone they perceive as a threat to their agenda.

Let's get over it, and move on with the business of the country.

Harvard Professor Arrest Debacle

Recently, an African-American Harvard professor, Henry Louis Gates, Jr., was arrested for allegedly breaking into his own home (yeah, I know the report says "disorderly conduct").

First, a neighbor calls and tells the police that someone may be breaking into the house (they must not have been close neighbors, if he wasn't recognized). The police arrive and interrogate the owner, who then gets "loud and tumultuous in a public space," according to the police report. How exactly does one's home constitute a public space? I'm pretty sure I can rant and rave all I want in the comfort of my home, including my front yard, which is private domain. It is a growing trend that many law enforcement entities believe they can invade our privacy without recourse. FYI, George W. Bush isn't president anymore guys.

I'd say that the Cambridge Police Department is going to be smacking some hands this week over this now nation-wide--and I dare say world-wide--event! But it's only right.

Capital Punishment

CNN recently posted a very disturbing story to its website about capital punishment.

Since 1984, a Texas reporter, Mike Graczyk, has allegedly been witness to over 315 executions in Texas. Since 1976, Texas has executed 439 individuals. That means Graczyk has witnessed 72% of them. According to state officials, he has witnessed more executions than anyone else. (In the article's photograph, he looks pretty jazzed up about the infamous honor.)

When I first began to read this article, I thought that the number of 439 was for the entire United States since 1976. I was stunned when I realized those statistics are simply for the state of Texas!

The United States is a developed nation that still uses third world techniques to punish its criminals. In the 21st century, the United States must work to abolish, forever, its torture of both the guilty and innocent, called capital punishment.

After vacationing in France, I find it hard to believe that the United States continues to willing lag behind its European contemporaries in many things, which includes its stubborn habit of using death as a punishment. In fact, it is embarrassing and appalling.

Paris

I'm leaving for Paris, France tonight!

I can't wait to see all the sights again. Who knows when I'll be back! :)

Sarah Palin to resign as governor of Alaska

Republican governor of Alaska, and unsuccessful former vice-presidential candidate, Sarah Palin, has announced she will resign the governorship of her state later this month.

Accordingly, various elements of the media have started to speculate about her motivation for such an unorthodox move. Some have stated she is being investigated by federal investigators over a myriad of alleged abuses relating to her tenure as governor. This has caused Palin's lawyers, Clapp, Peterson, Van Flein, Tiemessen & Thorsness, LLC, a law firm in Alaska, to issue a "Media Release," which can be nothing more than a blatant intimidation tactic that the First Amendment has been repealed seemingly in honor of Palin's privacy as a public servant (that's an oxymoronic statement). Her lawyers allude to a provision in the Alaska state constitution that protects its citizens from those who are "responsible for the abuse" of the freedom of speech. I'm pretty sure that the Constitution of Alaska, which may be a fine document, does not apply to those who do not live or conduct business in the state of Alaska. Furthermore, this issue would fall under the purview of the United States Constitution, via Federal District Court, not Alaska state court, if any libelous or slanderous charges were brought forth.

We'll be very much aware, in the future, of the scope of Alaska's state constitution. (Yeah, right!)

Is Sarah Palin going to run for president in 2012? God, I hope not. It will be an embarrassment for our country and it will bring more shame on the already rusting Republican political machine. I believe her reputation, both in her private and public lives, has been irrevocably tarnished, as a result of the 2008 presidential election.

Flirty Girl Dance DVD

While watching one of my favorite shows, "The Young & the Restless," I witnessed a new era for television. During the commercial break, they showed a new weight loss video called "Flirty Girl Dance." 

Hmmmm...the only thing is this weight loss program commercial was borderline pornography. The dances were a little risque, to say the least. But the best part was you can try a stripper's pole in your own home for a $1. You just have to ask your operator how! Now, I'm not a prude, for crying out loud. I understand how the world works. I am just shocked to see this kind of commercial on American television before 10 o'clock.  (After all, that's when the kids are supposed to be in bed. Yeah, right!) 

Anyhow, this commercial is in the same category I place those male-enhancement cure-alls, MaxoDerm and Extenze. (Sure, you don't want a bigger penis. You just want more stamina. What a crock of shit.) These are among some of the most lascivious commercials I have seen on television in recent time. They put the commercials for Viagra and Cialis to shame!  

It would seem American television is becoming European in its ways.

The future of Iran's government

The tempest protests, in the streets of Tehran, may have been culled by the government, but there are still leading voices that are echoing their chant, "Can Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's election as the country's president stand the test of legitimacy in the eyes of Iranians?"

In the end, Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei will win the so-called war and install Ahmadinejad as president, but the thousands of voices we've heard over the past weeks will not remain silent.

The ceremony will take place on July 26.

Another Democrat in the U.S. Senate

The Minnesota Supreme Court has declared Democratic candidate, Al Franken, the winner of the 2008 Senate race against Republican-incumbent Norm Coleman.

Billy Mays here...

Now, Billy Mays, the screaming salesman from television, will not be invading my favorite television shows' intermissions by trying to peddle me crap I don't want or need.

His wife found him dead this morning. So, here's to the man who made words like OxiClean, OrangeGlo, and Orange Clean, cool.

Michael Jackson dead at 50

Reports from Los Angeles indicate that pop star Michael Jackson has died from cardiac arrest this afternoon at UCLA. 

The TSA is not the Gestapo, sorry guys!

I am a big believer in civil rights and liberties, which is why this particular passenger has made my day.

It would seem that Steve Bierfeldt was given some unnecessary flack for having a metal box with a large sum of cash in it. Of course, it is not illegal to travel intra-continental with large sums of cash, but a group of TSA agents made it their business to get to the bottom of why this individual was carrying $4,700 in his luggage.

They used intimidation to coerce this information from the flier, by taking him into a windowless room and using profanity and threats. He simply asked if he was required by law to answer their question. He never said, "No!" Constitutionally, you must not submit yourself to illegal search and seizure. Nor, does the Constitution give law enforcement the right to intimidate and unlawfully detain individuals to get answers to questions, which subsequently had nothing to do with flight safety. (Isn't that the TSA's mission?)

Fortunately, for all fliers, Mr. Bierfeldt, with the help of the ACLU, has brought a lawsuit against the Department of Homeland Security. On a related point, isn't it time that the Department of Homeland Security was dismantled and abolished? After all, it is just another example of George W. Bush's attempts to force unnecessary government oversight into the lives of law-abiding American citizens. It is a tarnishing behemoth of bureaucracy.

Terror in the Streets of Tehran

The Iranian government seems to have made good on a threat to use force to disperse the crowds who are protesting the recent presidential election, which has all of the hallmarks of foul play.

Unfortunately, foreign media outlets are banned from reporting on activities in the streets, but we are seeing amateur reports sneak through social networking websites that are showing chaos and gore on the streets of Tehran. It has been reported that as many as 150 people may have been killed in recent days.

I believe that this incident has the propensity to become something more than simple civil disobedience. The government has much more at stake in this than it may be willing to publicly admit. It is obvious in its willingness to use armed force against its own citizens to save itself. Two things can happen: the people will accept that the government has the upper-hand and relent, or they will continue and their cause will spread like wildfire and take down the 30-year-old theocracy. Personally, I always vote for revolution where a government works feverishly to retain autocratic control.

During this precarious time in Iran, I am reminded of one of America's great revolutionaries, Thomas Jefferson, who said, "An enlightened people, and an energetic public opinion, will control and enchain the aristocratic spirit of the government." Perhaps, the people of Iran can finally envision true democratic reform and concrete their civil liberties and rights, which are inevitably ordained by the people and not the government, as a result.

How long will the silent majority of Iran sit by and watch their friends, family members, and neighbors be maimed and murdered by their own government before they decide to take direct, proactive action?

Hillary Clinton fractures her elbow

I want to wish Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton a speedy recovery after her recent accident resulting in the fracture of her elbow.

Yesterday, she fell at the State Department, while preparing for a visit to the White House. She was taken to George Washington University Hospital where she was treated and released. Clinton is expected to have surgery on her elbow at a later date to repair the damage.

PETA & The Fly

PETA has decried Barack Obama's swatting of a fly while doing an interview. Even I can't behind that. I think that is hardly cruelty. Come on PETA, who among you has not killed a fly? Let him or her cast the first stone.

(Wow! I sound all religious today.)

Can Iran Survive?

Can the Islamic Republic of Iran survive increasing civil unrest over last Friday's abortion of a presidential election?

Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, who is the Supreme Leader of Iran, has embraced President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad as the winner of the election, even though there seems to be many irregularities in the voting process. Since mass protests have taken to the streets of the nation's capital, Tehran, Khamenei has promised that the government will look into the election results more closely. It may be too late for that to appease the masses.

I was reading a discussion on CNN about the future of Iran's theocracy. It may come down to one simple fact: will the Supreme Leader void the election results to save himself? Even though, Ahmadinejad is the president of the country, he is subordinate to Khamenei, who, for all intensive purposes, holds the real power in Iran.

Also, members of the foreign media have been forbidden to attend protests, which includes reporting on them. The government is working, too, to limit access to the Internet throughout the country.

Election in Iran

It would seem that Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad received more than a "victory" in the recent presidential election. He now has to deal with civil unrest throughout the country. I think it would be a bit poetic justice if his rigging of Iran's election led to revolution.

These demonstrations stand in stark contrast to the current theocratic government. You have people, in Tehran, taking to the streets calling their government crooks and thieves. Iranians are distraught with their current government. Iranians do not seem that different than those people in western countries. They want a government that is responsive to the people and a country where democratic, secular principles are maintained.

Phil Spector

Poor guy, he lost his hair!

CNN: Hitler was "chilling," because of pictures

Life magazine released a cache of color photographs that portray the daily life of Adolf Hitler.

Incorrectly, CNN describes these color pictures as "chilling." I'm not sure what makes them chilling. Is it Adolf Hitler, or the fact the photos show him in color? I guess it is simply his image that makes him evil, and in no way reflects on his actions or character as a human being.

I do not believe that pictures of him in black and white portray him as some lovable character, who was merely misunderstood by the rest of the world. Let's get a grip. CNN is making something out of nothing.

The actions of Hitler were what made him "chilling," not some photographer's lens. It's that simple. Also, thanks to Life for finally decided to let the rest of the world see its collection, which it has been sitting on for over forty years. It is a shame that these pieces of history were locked away in obscurity while some in the world worried about trivial minutia, such as color.

Migraine

In the past two days, I have experienced events that are consistent with migraine headache.

First of all, let me say I have never had migraines before. Second, they are very unpleasant, frightening, and painful! Third, I want to make sure that I never have another one, or at least minimize my chances.

What are my symptoms?

Yesterday, I experienced a very unsettling episode of impaired vision. It presented very quickly, without any warning. It was around 9:30am, and I experienced what I thought of as "sunspots" in my vision. (I had been outside.) I dismissed it at first, but I noticed that instead of fading, the spots grew larger and more cumbersome to see through. In fact, I had lost part of my peripheral vision in my right eye. My next symptom was the onset of pain in my upper-left forehead region. It was very painful and localized. It responded to changes in movement, light, and sound. Fortunately, my vision began to return to normal, but the headache remained. Oh yes, the last symptom: My right arm, including fingertips, tongue and the right side of my mouth went numb. This, coupled with the vision impairment, made me believe I may be experiencing a stroke. The numbness subsided in about ten minutes, with the typical "pins-and-needles" sensation following a loss of sensation in the extremities.

Today, I experienced the same symptoms, in the same order, but the vision impairment, or aura, was much more severe. The headache has only recently subsided. I had to take Advil and lay down for a while. I feel better, but not completely well. I still have dread and confusion on my mind.

The only single event that I can think of as perhaps being a catalyst to these headaches is the sun. Both attacks presented after being outside, in direct sunlight, for a short period of time. Hopefully, this will pass with no further complications!

I feel completely sympathetic toward people who suffer from this malady on a frequent basis. It is very unnerving.

Sonia Sotomayor

From the hard streets of the Bronx to the hallow marbled halls of the nation's highest court, Sonia Sotomayor is President Barack Obama's choice to fill the vacated seat left by Justice David Souter.

I had little doubt that Obama would fill this position with a woman. It is in the court's best interests to appoint another woman to its bench. If her appointment is confirmed by the Senate, she will be the first Hispanic to sit on the Supreme Court, and only its third woman.

Although, these may seem like important points, what will shape the future of our country is the ideology that Sotomayor brings with her to the Supreme Court, if confirmed. From the accounts I can gather about Sotomayor from the media and her judicial record, she is a moderate-liberal. This will be an important balancing point for a court that is currently top-heavy toward the conservative spectrum of constitutional interpretation. As Sotomayor points out, the U.S. Constitution is a living document that can grow and adapt to serve the needs of the people, not the government. It is not a stagnant document that does not evolve, in which the government can manipulate in times of great national crisis. In other words, the Constitution invokes expressed and implied rights, it does not take them away.

Sotomayor is currently a judge on the United States Court of Appeals for the Second Circuit. She was appointed by President George H. W. Bush to the United States District Court for Southern New York. She was later elevated by President Bill Clinton to her current position in the circuit court of appeals.

Botched "Daisy"

The Republican National Committee must be running out of funding, because this botched ad, which invokes a political commercial from the 1964 presidential election, to discredit President Obama, looks as if it was put together in fifteen minutes by a high school drop-out, in his parents' basement, using iMovie.

Limbaugh rags on Roberta McCain

Rush Limbaugh is attacking John McCain's 90+ year old mother, Roberta McCain, over her statement that she is from a different Republican Party than Limbaugh.

I agree. Limbaugh's political doctrine is from another planet.

But, it could just be all the Oxycontin and Viagra talking!

Republican Senators play the blame game

Kentucky's junior senator, Jim Bunning, is blaming the senior senator and Senate Minority Leader, Mitch McConnell, of costing Republicans seats in the United States Senate.

Bunning, who is up for re-election next year, is seen by many as being vulnerable in his position. In 2007, Kentucky elected a Democratic governor to replace one-termer Ernie Fletcher. Perhaps, Bunning doesn't feel as if his old Washington buddy, Mitch, can't rake in the money his campaign needs to fend off Democrats next fall.

With words like that, I doubt Bunning will have much to worry about, when it comes to McConnell helping him raise money. I guess it just goes to show you that even politicians can't take the heat, so they blame everyone else (they wouldn't do that!).

Pepsi Throwback

Pepsi has come out with an interesting concept for the 21st century: try a recipe from the 20th century to re-brand a product.

I have to admit I was skeptical of Pepsi Throwback. I got some of it today, in order to try it for myself, and just like those soft drinks you get in Europe, which are also sweetened with natural sugar, Throwback is simply cleaner and crisper than conventional Pepsi made with high fructose corn syrup. It reminds me of the Pepsi I used to drink as a child from the glass bottles (when did they start using high fructose corn syrup anyhow?).

Normally, I prefer Coke to Pepsi, but I like this newer version of Pepsi better than Coke. You can definitely notice the difference in initial taste and aftertaste. High fructose corn syrup gives Pepsi a heavy, lingering aftertaste. It isn't as sweet as I like. It feels thick on the palate (if that makes sense).

My advice to Pepsi is keep making your product with natural sugar.

In honor of the 135th Kentucky Derby

My favorite Kentucky inspired drink, the mint julep!

Red State Update: "Swine Flu"

These guys are hilarious!

Justice David Souter to Retire

After serving eighteen years, Justice David Souter, who sits on the United States Supreme Court, will retire at the recess of the current Court's term, which is in June.

Although, appointed by President George H.W. Bush, he is a liberal leaning member of the nation's highest court. His retirement will give President Barack Obama his first opportunity to nominate a justice to the Supreme Court.

May Day

It is labor day in most parts of the world, except in the United States (still too many bad memories of all those communists).

And, yes, I took the day off!

U.S. Senator Arlen Specter leaves the GOP

The United States Senator for Pennsylvania, Arlen Specter, announced today that he is switching his political party from Republican to Democratic.

This shocking news will serve as a warning to the Republican Party that it is out-of-step with the American people. This is no more evident than when a long-time Republican Party member defects.

Swine Flu

Eighty-one are dead so far, in Mexico, from an epidemic called swine flu.

I guess there goes my vacation to Mexico.

I am not sure what swine flu is exactly, but it doesn't sound very nice. I hope that it can be confined to a central location, instead of making it to the rest of the world. (Even though, there are cases of it now in the United States.)

Good-bye, Bea Arthur

Television's Bea Arthur died today at the age of 86. I remember her best from her role as substitute teacher Dorothy Zbornak on The Golden Girls.

I always admired her character's strong convictions, even when they went against the mainstream.

Down the road and back again...

America mending fences

President Barack Obama, who is attending the Summit of the Americas, has made headlines by having a photo-op with Venezuelan president, Hugo Chavez.

Republicans are beside themselves with grief and worry. They warn the president not to be "laughing and joking" with one of America's enemies. Let's revisit the whole scenario that led to countries, like Venezuela, becoming our enemies. I think I can sum it up easily: George W. Bush.

Barack Obama is not George Bush. The voters of the United States spoke clearly when they elected Obama to the White House. We want a new direction for America at home and around the world. That is what Obama has been doing. He has done a great job of it so far.

The United States is easing decades-old sanctions against Cuba, which have proven to be ineffective time-and-time again. Venezuela, which had its ambassador expelled by Bush, is talking about mending diplomatic ties with the United States. Mexico and the United States are openly discussing the war on drugs, which has mangled parts of Mexico and is dangerously close to America's southern border.

I know we have had eight years of war and antagonism with the rest of the world, but this is the new face of America, and it is called diplomacy.

The Dutch Navy to the Rescue

In a feat that the U.S. navy couldn't pull off without two tries, the Dutch navy was able to pursue armed pirates to their mother ship and set free 20 captives.

The Succession of Texas

Texas is an apparent uproar over the federal government's attempts to save our teetering economy. I wonder why Texas wasn't in an uproar when fellow-Texan George W. Bush was flushing America's future down the toilet for eight years?

If Texas wants to secede from the United States, then I say let's return the state to Mexico. I wonder how long the people of Texas would like being part of Los Estados Mexicanos before they wanted back into the United States?

Polar Bear + Stupid Behavior = Absurdity

A woman was mauled by a polar bear at a Berlin zoo.

Did the bear escape from its habitat?

No.

Did the woman climb over the fence and enter the bear's habitat out of stupidity?

Yes.

Why?

It would seem that the human condition is forever causing us to do things that we know we ought not do. I can't imagine the woman's rationalization for entering a wild animal's habitat; especially, if that wild animal is a polar bear. I suppose she thought she was going to get to pet it and her friends would capture a wonderful photo for posterity. They got some great photos alright!

Did Obama bow?

From watching the video, it's quite obvious that President Obama did bow to the king of Saudi Arabia. The White House tried to play it off as he was simply bending over to take the king's hands.

Whatever.

King Abdullah is not an oompa-loompa, so that type of "bend" would be unnecessary.

So, he bowed, Let's get over it.

Pirates

The United States Navy was beaten back by a rag-tag band of pirates, in the waters off of eastern Africa.

What kind of message does that send the world?

I'd have blown them out of the water if it was the last thing I ever did, even if it meant killing the American captain! You can't let people like that bully you around and take it. It sets a bad precedent. If they had been blown to bits, that would send a signal that the U.S. Navy is not to be messed with under any circumstances.

Dick Cheney isn't a nice guy

Wow! An Obama aide stated today that former Vice President Dick Cheney is not a "statesman."

Where have you been? I think most Americans received that memo over eight years ago. Good job of keeping up with current news!

What man...???

What man wears a size 6.5 shoes? That is like uber little. I was shoe shopping today and the pair of shoes I adored only came in this "elf" shoe. I happen to wear a size 13, which is almost twice these shoes' size. Really. What man would wear that size shoe? I think anyone who has gone through puberty would wear a 10+.

Ugh!

Malawi Court tells Madonna "No"

Madonna, who is attempting to adopt her second child from the impoverished African nation of Malawi, was denied her petition by a local court. National law requires that the person adopting a child be a resident of the country, which Madonna is not.

A spokesperson for the justice department stated, "For the Malawians, the fact that the child is at an orphanage, is being taken care of and is going through the school education system, that does qualify as the best interests of a child." The court recognizes that the welfare of the child includes, in part, being raised within his/her culture, rather than being whisked away by an American pop superstar.

Why doesn't Madonna adopt a needy child in the United States, instead?

Iowa Court Backs Gay Rights

The Iowa Supreme Court overturned a 1998 state law that afforded marriage for only heterosexual couples. Like many other courts around the country, the state's supreme court stated that the law violated the constitutional rights of gay couples.

I fervently believe that the United States will eventually recognize the rights of all its citizens to engage freely in civil affairs, without undue invasion and impediment of the government.

North Korea's "satellite" launch

U.S. intelligence indicates that North Korea has begun fueling a rocket that the North Korean government states will launch a satellite into orbit. Does any country really believe the North Koreans have that type of technology?

Japan and the United States have mobilized naval and ground forces to deal with this launch, which they believe will take place between April 4 and April 8. Today, North Korea threatened Japan with the use of military force if it attempts to shoot down its rocket. Such an attack would be ill-advised to say the least. I believe an attack would only lead to the demise of a precarious North Korea.

The U.S. believes the North Koreans may be testing a multiple stage rocket that will have the capability of reaching Alaska and Hawaii. This test may be a precursor to a future rocket that can reach the western mainland of the United States.

Michelle Obama violates the Queen's Majesty

British media is reporting that First Lady Michelle Obama broke protocol when she came in direct contact with the Queen's person. It would seem that the Queen has magical powers that demand the average person not touch her.

This is the 21st century. Let's get over it. There is no egregious sin committed by putting your hand on someone's back.

Justice takes off the blind-fold

The federal government will drop charges against the former United States Senator from Alaska, Ted Stevens, after being found guilty by a jury of his peers on charges of corruption and bribery.

This turn of events will force a district federal judge to vacate the conviction against Stevens, instead of imposing sentence.

Justice seldom is so near-sighted when it comes to the common American. I wonder how long it would have taken the federal government to drop charges against an average citizen after it came to light there may have been some inconsistencies in how its prosecutor handled evidence? I believe it would have been highly unlikely. Most district courts would leave it up to the appellate court to deliver such a ruling.

Justice Department's April Fools Joke

Surely, the Justice Department is playing a practical joke on the American people by requesting the conviction against former Alaska Senator Ted Stevens be vacated and the preceding charges against him dropped.

Why?

Some things during the trial may not have been up to snuff, such as sharing discovery of evidence between the prosecution and defense. While I am a staunch believer in the law, only in America could a politician receive a free pass, which proves that the rule of law really does not apply to the privileged. Perhaps, the greatest punishment the 85-year-old Republican can endure is that the voters of Alaska sent a Democrat to replace him in the United States Senate in November.

Kudos to Secretary Timothy Geithner

Timothy Geithner, the United States secretary of the Treasury, flies coach. I say good for him. He is leading by example, instead of taking a private jet or even flying first class. I believe that a person's actions always speak more loudly than his/her words.

Kindle 2

For my birthday, I purchased Amazon's amazing new gadget, called Kindle 2. (Yes, I buy gifts for myself. How else am I supposed to get the cool things I really want?)

For about $350, you get the convenience of an electronic library of books available at your finger tips. What is even more awesome is you can download new books without connecting it to a computer. It has free built in wireless technology called Whispernet, which is really just code for Sprint.

I have had my Kindle for about a month now. I read it a lot at the beginning. The screen clarity is just like reading a book page. It is eerie. Also, I discovered that I love Chelsea Handler. Apparently, she is a comedienne, who I missed for the past couple of years, but I love her sassy brashness in her two books: My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands and Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea.

I can relate to her humor and sensibilities, because mine are strangely similar.

Anyhow, back to Kindle.

The prices of books are markedly less than buying the traditional hardback or paperback. The most expensive books I have seen are $9.99. Most of my books have been either that price or less. Heck, even some of the books are FREE. You can't beat that price.

But before you commit to a purchase, Amazon gives you the option of sampling a book's first few pages/chapters. Once you decide to buy it, then you can do so through the wireless connection. Amazon sends your Kindle the file of the book you purchased in approximately one minute or less. Amazon also keeps an electronic library of your purchases on its website so you can re-send the file to your Kindle should it become deleted, or otherwise lost.

It's that simple.

I'd heard of Kindle for a long time, but I was skeptical. I didn't believe all of the hype that went along with its initial launch and subsequent months of viral advertising on Amazon.com, and other websites. But in the end, Kindle has been what it was branded to be, which is a streamlined device that stores hundreds of books that are available at the press of a button.

I got a hit from the United States House of Representatives

I must be moving up the food chain. I recently got a hit from a server belonging to the United States House of Representatives.

Octomommy

I have had all I can stand of the California mother of octuplets plus six for a grand total of fourteen!

If she refuses "free" nanny service, then let her refuse it. You can't force someone to accept your gift, even if you are Dr. Phil. You can't blame someone for not wanting news cameras and microphones in their living room, even if they are there thanks to Gloria Allred.

If octomommy is unable to tend to her spawn, then the state can remove those children from the home and place them in foster care.

Personally, it sounds as if she is in-over-her-head with this whole thing. I don't get it. She has no money, yet she was able to afford costly fertility treatments, which allowed her to conceive her eight children. Does Medicaid pay for those as well? It must, because from what I can deduce she is financially broke. (Even moreso now.) The government should look into this whole case.

But who knows, right?

Congressman Barney Frank calls Justice Antonin Scalia a homophobe

Japan's Navy takes to the High Seas

Japan recently dispatched a portion of its navy, called the Maritime Self-Defense Force, to hunt down pirates. Two destroyer class warships will hunt down and kamikaze pirates in and around Somali waters, located off of Africa's horn. (Okay, not really kamikaze, but they will be protecting Japanese interests in the area. It just sounded way cool.)

Stem Cell Research

Barack Obama will reverse the Bush administration's war on stem cell research. According to sources, President Obama will sign an executive order on Monday lifting a ban on federal funding of stem cell research. This is a great opportunity for science to discover new treatments, and possible cures, to many horrible diseases.

Just imagine how far we could be today if George Bush hadn't decided, in 2001, that a single cell has the same rights as me.

Education: Quality or Quantity?

Arne Duncan, who is the new secretary of education, has some unconventional ideas about education. The one that strikes me most is his idea of extended the school year. This takes me to another discussion of quantity over quality.

The fact that Mr. Duncan makes such a suggestion illustrates his own ignorance of the education system. (Here's an idea: Why don't we hire a teacher for the nation's top education post?) America's students are not lazy, they are simply unprepared for the real-world. My first suggestion to Secretary Duncan would be to scuttle No Child Left Behind. It simply punishes schools for doing poorly. How can you expect anyone to do better if you keep sanctioning them? Instead of taking away money from school districts with low socioeconomic strata, let's infuse them with money so they can hire and retain more and better teachers, invest in technology and modern infrastructure.

By adding ten or twenty days to the school calendar you are doing nothing to address the underlying causes of why our school system is failing.

The wisdom of age

As I become another thirtysomething, I am often reminded of what I have come to term my youth. You know, those years between 18 and 29. They are full of regret, of course, but my life has not been all that bad. I remember turning 20. That was a hard year for me. I know that 30 will be even harder, even though I have resolved to focus on living in the present rather than the past. I have ten more years (hopefully) before I enter a full blown mid-life crisis.

John McCain Disagrees with Obama

It's too bad for John McCain that no one cares what he has to say about how Barack Obama is doing as president of the United States. I think Senator McCain needs to accept the fact that he lost the presidency.

Utter Shock

Players in Major League Baseball use performance-enhancing drugs. I am totally shocked!

Like chewing tobacco used to be, steroids are commonplace among major league athletes. Either get over it or move on.

Throwing shoes

If you throw shoes--at either George W. Bush or the premier of China--make sure they are good shoes!

Johanna Sigurdardottir

Today, Iceland installed a new head of government. She happens to be openly gay, too. This goes a long way to show that everyone can be included in government!

Is Rush Limbaugh relevant?

Recently, with all the name calling and general wackiness, is Rush Limbaugh still relevant to the conservative cause?

Conservatives have to recreate themselves in a new image after the 2008 general election. There is no more time for deflection and disservice on the part of the Republican Party, which is seemingly Limbaugh's signature.

Perhaps, he is back on the Oxycontin and Viagra cocktails. It would explain his paranoid personality.

Rod Blagojevich found guilty

Illinois' governor, Rod Blagojevich, was found guilty by the state senate by a vote of 59-0.

Hillary Clinton Confirmed

The United States Senate voted 94-2 to confirm Hillary Rodham Clinton as secretary of state. Senators said they wanted to expedite the vote because of all the tough issues the State Department is facing around the world.

President Obama

Barack Obama became president of the United States less than two hours ago. His inaugural address delivered a commitment of putting America first again at home and abroad. I welcome the new president's agenda for our nation.

Mostly, I relish the sight of George W. Bush boarding Marine One on his way out of American politics.

The End

The years of George W. Bush as tyrant are almost at an end. In a matter of hours, the United States will usher in a new path steeped in history. In what I hope will be a return to common sense and American ideals, Barack Obama will become the 44th president of the United States.

47 Hours and Counting

George W. Bush has 47 hours left in his presidency! I can't wait for noon Tuesday when his ass is finally gone!

John McCain

Whatever happened to him and his plastic wife? McCain just disappeared from the spotlight on November 4. Unfortunately, his vice president, Sarah Palin, did not.

Congress can wait 9 more days

George W. Bush wants to distribute the other $350 billion of the bailout money Congress authorized some number of months ago. I think that is a bad, bad idea.

President Bush has exactly nine days left as president of the United States. Congress can safely sit on its collective hands while the clock runs out on Bush's administration. I would feel infinitely better about President Obama dealing with the other half of the bailout money. George W. Bush just needs to sit tight until his time has expired.

Blagojevich gets impeached; Burris gets judicial nod

Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich was impeached yesterday by the Illinois House of Representatives by a vote of 114-1. The articles of impeachment are now sent to the state's senate where Blagojevich will be tried. Governor Blagojevich states he will be vindicated in the end.

Roland Burris, who was slated by Blagojevich to take Barack Obama's seat in the United States Senate, won a nod from the state's highest court stating his certificate did not require the signature of the state's secretary of state to take his seat in the Senate.

Roland Burris

Blagojevich-appointed junior United States senator for the state of Illinois was denied access to the Senate floor today by the Senate's secretary, because he lacked appropriate credentials. He had a certificate signed by Governor Rod Blagojevich, but not the state's secretary of state. Senate standing rules require that a new senator's certificate contain both signatures to be considered valid.

Mr. Burris has vowed to take this battle to the nation's "highest court."

I say good luck to him.

111th Congress

Let's hope the new 111th Congress has more luck than the 110th Congress did.

Now, if we can just get rid of the 43rd president!

Senate Showdown

Roland Burris has been appointed by Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich to fill the seat vacated by President-Elect Barack Obama. Senator Harry Reid (D-Majority Leader) has stated he will do what is necessary to keep Burris from taking his seat in the Senate chamber, which includes having him bounced by security.

I think Majority Leader Reid needs to take a Xanax to calm down a little bit. The Illinois office of governor has the sole right to fill vacancies in the United States Congress. Governor Blagojevich, no matter how slimy and criminal he may be, has done as much to fulfill his constitutional duties by appointing Burris.

I do not think constitutional law is on Reid's side in denying Burris his seat in the 111th Congress.

What is it about the Bahamas?

First, Anna Nicole Smith's son dies while in the Bahamas. Now, we have John Travolta's son dying there also.

Is the Bahamas the place where celebrity children go to die? I was thinking about a trip to the Bahamas, but this recent development has changed my mind.

Sorry Bahamas Board of Travel, I will NOT be traveling to your golden shores this year!

Blah, Blago

Is it a far stretch to say the man's name, Blagojevich? I'm tired of hearing about it, firstly. If that isn't bad enough, I have to hear them call him "Governor Blago" or just "Blago."

What the hell?

If you're going to send a man down the river at least have the common courtesy to say his entire name. The fact some news commentators call him Blago reflects their own ignorance, because they cannot say his name.

Besides, if this scandal were happening in any other state would the media care? It is only because it is one of Barack Obama's home states. (I'm confused if it is Illinois or Hawaii. The media use both states interchangeably.)

Let's all say B-L-A-G-O-J-E-V-I-C-H. And to make it even easier, the "j" makes a "ya" sound. How fun is that, really?