Thursday, July 12, 2007

John McCain is Bankrupt

With the 2008 presidential election just getting into full gear, two sources close to Camp McCain say that the senator is down to his last $250,000.

Even though, he has about $2 million on hand, he already owes about $1.8 million of that money for previous debts.

McCain, who is now a perennial presidential candidate, and general all-around Bush stooge, probably needs to close up shop and head back to the Senate, where he has missed most of his votes this year.

A highly confused John McCain was heard uttering, "What do you mean I'm a senator?" He's out of touch, simply.

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