Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Jackson Leslie, Associate Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States

Finally! My career change is here. Jackson Leslie for the recently vacated position of Associate Justice!

Why? Why not?

I'm up for the move to the Washington, D.C.-area. I am all about lifetime appointments, too! I get a kick ass leather chair, a fancy smancy black robe, and four law school grads to do my work for me! What's not to love?

Every American should submit his or her resume to the King George for this job! The Constitution sets up no prerequisites for the position other than being nominated by the president and confirmed by the Senate. Who says you have to be a lawyer first? BAH!

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